i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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