But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
There r osticjed everywhere
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Randomize
