Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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