doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
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