Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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