So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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