So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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