Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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