too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Randomize
