I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
Randomize
