I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
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