Come see our sink grown plant.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
it's great music for shaving your balls
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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