why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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