She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
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