Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
What drink are we having for lunch?
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
do nipples grow back?
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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