Acid is not a monday night drug
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I need a beard to bite.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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