at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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