We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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