this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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