I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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