she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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