Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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