I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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