Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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