Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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