He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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