quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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