This dress was meant to end up on your floor
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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