2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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