Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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