Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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