Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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