Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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