look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I just blew my weed a kiss
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
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