he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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