as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
false alarm. still invincible.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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