strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
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