what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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