Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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