i can't believe i had my finger in that
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
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