may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
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