You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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