whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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