She's JV to your varsity
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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