we're blogging at a bar
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
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