I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Randomize
