South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
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