Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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