Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
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