Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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