hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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