And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Randomize
