doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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