You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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