Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
i think my cat just said my name.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Randomize
