Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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