I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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