Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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