remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
The adults are the big ones right?
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