and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Randomize
